Can I be anyone but me right now please. Can I not have a frankly disgusting birthday approaching. And can I not be so fucking alone for one fucking day. It’s all in my head and it.makes me sick

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Can I be anyone but me right now please. Can I not have a frankly disgusting birthday approaching. And can I not be so fucking alone for one fucking day. It’s all in my head and it.makes me sick
So my best mate can’t even be arsed to tell me she’s not coming. Nor can anyone else. Just fuck right off, everyone. I will not accept your joke because I’m really pissed off. Roll on Friday.
Gonna start painting, I won’t be any good but it’ll make me feel good. Art shouldn’t be reserved for those with talent
I can’t believe I thought you were a nice person. You’re a fucking arsehole. So all the guys are making it far too easy. Fooling people into thinking you’re a good person is worse than outright being a dick. I can’t blame myself. At all.
Literally no one is coming to my birthday celebrations. I’m done with this. I needed a night to get high and not give a fuck but fuck it, fuck off
Anonymous asked: Your replies are always top notch.
Even when letting someone down I’m top notch. SPIFFY
Going to apply to uni for 2013 start. I’m going back, I need more purpose than this
Anonymous asked: I do think you should sit on one's face.
Well how very eloquent. Alas, I gracefully decline
tommis asked: you're ridiculously attractive, let's be friends.
Aww let us be. youre a friend of the ego so a friend of mine. :)
I wish I was a massive cunt because then I’d tell your girlfriend that you’ve been seeing me for years behind her back. Alas, I’m not like that. I feel bad for her and all the other girls you strung along but its not worth it. I just want to forget you
20 in 6 days. With my teenage self I leave behind all the shit I’ve been made to feel by inconsiderate arseholes. I’m going to be a better person. Whether aided with anti depressants or not. Things are going to fucking change, I’m going to trust no one and care only for myself. I’m my priority now. Fuck all of you that ever made me feel I was unworthy of anything better than this. I’m better than you in at least one place, I don’t hurt people just because I can.
I’m actually feeling a lot better today. I’m still not wearing trousers but I’m hoping this is the start of something good. I have no time for wankers who just add to the shit feeling. Good Jenna